Fuck Big Pharma!

#FuckPharma – Let’s Get Personal – I obviously joke and fuck around a lot on social media and openly use Cannabis, but today let’s get personal and serious. I lost a good chunk of my life to pharmaceuticals and opiates (pain medication). I recently lost my younger sister due to pharmaceuticals mis-managing her life, anxiety and […]

Crippled/Disabled Jokes – 2018

Here is some of my stand up topics and material. Enjoy and I am FUCKING GLAD TO BE BACK! Expectations – I’ll be honest with yall. It’s pretty great being disabled. I mean the bar is set so low. I’m already blowing your mind just by simply putting together a full sentence. Imagine the chaos […]

Obesity is not a Disability

I am by no way racist or bias, and will equally make fun of all, but being a disabled person, there is nothing worse than hearing someone associate another person being overweight or “obese” in the same category as someone with a disability. Wanna know how big this issue is? Approximately 137,000 people in this […]

Discrimination In The Disabled Community

In today’s world, you would think that every type of people, person, minority, or whatever you may call it, would be treated equally. That we all share the same equal opportunity as the man or woman next to us. Unfortunately  discrimination still a major problem in our society for the disabled community. For example, maybe […]

Wheelchair Drunk Driving – The Myth

Walking while drunk is hard. Driving a vehicle while drunk is even harder. What about using a wheelchair while intoxicated? I can’t debate how hard it is to walk while drunk, compared to pushing a wheelchair while drunk, because I have never walked in my life. But I do have enough friends who have walked […]

My Favorite Crippled Joke

A guy is walking on the beach one day and comes across a girl with no arms and no legs, and for some reason she is crying. He stops and ask, “why are you crying?” and she replies “I have never been hugged before.” So he picks her up and gives her a big hug, […]