Awwwweee Shitttt – My First Comedy Showcase Event!

This Moment Right Now. Besides My Canna-Comedy Event – This Moment Right Now Is A Very Fucking Proud Moment. I Am So Very Excited To Announce My Very First Showcase Comedy Event – Put On By My Homie And Fellow Canna-Comedian For PotLandia – Lance Edward – Next Thursday 8/30/18 – At Senate PDX. Oh […]

New Crippled/Disabled/Wheelchair Jokes

I am always working on my jokes. Writing and re-writing. And I don’t mind sharing my progress with ya’ll. Enjoy! #2LessLegs #DustinBrandon Starter ??? – Lets Give It Up For God/Jesus Almighty – Yea right, Fuck Him! Starter ??? – Leave Mic In Stand Up High – Fuck Around Trying To Get It. Starter ??? […]

Wheelchair Jimmy/Timmy – My Theory

I am far too lazy to look up the timeline to see if it matches, or who came along first, I don’t give a shit, and this theory makes far too much sense to know the truth anyways. In the most fascinating, beautifully, sick twisted minds of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of […]

Crippled Jokes (The Best Of)

(1) Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. (2) How do crippled’s make love? They rub their crutches together. (3) Why did the disabled man get washed in the kitchen sink? Because thats were you are meant to wash vegetables. (4) What do you tell a woman in a wheelchair? Nothing, she’s already been […]